Computer Engineer's Haggadah

15 April 2008

A dear brother shared this with me and I thought it definitely worth sharing! :)

 

The Computer Engineer's Haggadah -------------------------- >> Release ISRAEL ISRAEL running in slave mode, cannot release

>>Set ISRAEL;mode=master Pharaoh already running in master mode, cannot change ISRAEL

>>Set Pharaoh;mode=slave Command ignored

>>Load Moshe Done

>>Deactivate Pharaoh Pharaoh account hard locked;cannot be deactivated

>>For i=1 to 10 do plagues Are you sure? Y Done

>>Release ISRAEL Error: ISRAEL uninitialized

>>Set ISRAEL = 600,000 Done

>>Release ISRAEL ISRAEL released

>>Declare Matza;array(width=20,length=20,height=0) Done

>>Move ISRAEL to Sinai OPERATOR WARNING! SYSTEM ABOUT TO CRASH! PHARAOH AND RED SEA HAVE LIMITED YOUR MEMORY SPACE! SAVE YOUR WORK!

>>Save ISRAEL Specify save device

>>Save ISRAEL with miracle Done

>>Move ISRAEL to Sinai Done

>>For I=1 to 10 do commandments Allocation conflict:Commandments cannot be operated with active golden calf routine

>>Destroy calf Done

>>For I=1 to 10 do commandments Done; commandments stored on hard rock device

>>Move ISRAEL to desert Warning! Command could lead to infinite loop

>>Move ISRAEL to desert;limit=40 years Done

>>Build Mishkan Syntax error

>>Build Mishkan;owner=Betzalel Done

>>Move ISRAEL to ISRAEL Warning: operand terms must be unique

>>Move ISRAEL to CANAAN Overload: cannot move all of ISRAEL to CANAAN

>>Set ISRAEL = ISRAEL - (SPIES * 10) Done

>>Move ISRAEL to CANAAN Done

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