A British computer game retailer, Game Station, reports that it now owns the souls of thousands of their shoppers as a result of a clause that was added to their online terms and agreements as part of an April Fools joke.
"By placing an order via this Web site on the first day of the fourth month of the year 2010 Anno Domini, you agree to grant Us a non transferable option to claim, for now and for ever more, your immortal soul. Should We wish to exercise this option, you agree to surrender your immortal soul, and any claim you may have on it, within 5 (five) working days of receiving written notification from gamesation.co.uk or one of its duly authorised minions."
Fox News provides further details of the situation.
The recent recovery of Nadia Bloom in a dense swamp in Florida has many singing the praises of G-d. Why? Because James King, the man who is credited with finding her gives all the credit to G-d:
"I see it as an answer to a lot of people's prayers," King told CNN. "I'm just very thankful, I'm thankful that God used me as a part of it to be able to find her. It's definitely a miracle.
King describes the events surrounding his discovery of the missing girl:
"I didn't know where she was. The only person who knew where she was was God, and I asked him and he led me directly to her, straight -- well, as straight as you can go through the swamp."
Yom Shabbat, 19 Nisan, 5784 - Chag Hamatzah
Saturday, April 27, 2024